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Here is a copy of Mummy’s note, the next day, for the teacher:

Dear Miss Greenwood,

That is not a dance pole on stage in a dancing club. I work at Wal Mart and that’s me selling a shovel.

Yours faithfully, Sarah Fogarty.(the mother)

Two lawyers arrive at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat.

Seeing this, the angry publican approaches them and says, 'Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches in here!'

The two look at each other, shrug and exchange sandwiches :D

not my fault :)

haha . lepas mandii aku g la masuk bilit.. then tangan gatal gilak nak pegang mentol lampu .. alaa, lampu tido .. haha punya sial mentol ya gugok .. haha ku pa gikk .. nabess la . haha asa ku dah pch bh .. x puas atii…. ku try la pasang balit mentol nok gugok ya . hahahaha . ttiba jak mletup.. aish .. satu umah blackout . hahahahha ! smpe knek tokk bapak ku tgh kol sesco . errr .. arap2 nya ctauk cney ku engkah mentol nok pecah ya .. hahahahaha !btw , tok secret kitaa jakk :) haha bah , GTG ! mode : muka bLerr polah2 ctauk dgn fams , hahaha shh ! 

IF I ..

had the courage to see myself as i really am i ,

i would find out what is wrong with me, and correct it

then i might have a chance to profit by my mistakes and learn something WRONG 

with me or i would now be where i would have beenifi had spent more time

analyzing my weaknesses , and less time building alibis to COVER them .

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